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Nigeria Vs Iran: Funniest Comments In Twitter

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="c1">Nearly 40,000 football lovers bought tickets to see  Nigeria and Iran playing at Arena da Baixada, Curitiba, on Monday, and  millions gathered in front of TV screens. However, the supporters of  both teams - who obviously were expecting an exciting game - seem to be  slightly disappointed not only in the outcome of the match but also in  the whole game.</div>'Boring' - this is how the football fans described <a href="http://news.naij.com/68241.html">the first goalless match of the FIFA Cup 2014</a> in social networks today. We have collected 15 funniest tweets:<br /> 1.<br /> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en">Everyone who is watching Iran vs Nigeria <a href="http://t.co/IZHsO4oA5P">pic.twitter.com/IZHsO4oA5P</a><br /> - Transfer Sources (@TransferSources) <a href="https://twitter.com/TransferSources/statuses/478633648498159616">June 16, 2014</a></blockquote>2.<br /> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en">Sorry for the lack of updates for this Nigeria and Iran game... I fell asleep<br /> - 2014 World Cup (@BrazilsWC14) <a href="https://twitter.com/BrazilsWC14/statuses/478634026870116352">June 16, 2014</a></blockquote>3.<br /> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en">Meanwhile, during Iran vs Nigeria. <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23IRN&src=hash">#IRN</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23NGA&src=hash">#NGA</a> <a href="http://t.co/0NpK9VSk6q">pic.twitter.com/0NpK9VSk6q</a><br /> - Soccer Memes (@FBSoccerMemes) <a href="https://twitter.com/FBSoccerMemes/statuses/478634752019558400">June 16, 2014</a></blockquote>4.<br /> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en">Uninspiring performance from Super Eagles so far, no wonder this guy is fuming <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Nigeria&src=hash">#Nigeria</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23WorldCup2014&src=hash">#WorldCup2014</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Ira&src=hash">#Ira</a> vs <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23NIG&src=hash">#NIG</a> <a href="http://t.co/4Lpk6nDfx5">pic.twitter.com/4Lpk6nDfx5</a><br /> - Charles Kahanji (@Kahanji) <a href="https://twitter.com/Kahanji/statuses/478637337594044417">June 16, 2014</a></blockquote>5.<br /> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en">The Iran Nigeria game had my brother like this. So boring!!! <a href="http://t.co/0G3xjRAo7P">pic.twitter.com/0G3xjRAo7P</a><br /> - Christian Asumadu (@ChrisAsumadu) <a href="https://twitter.com/ChrisAsumadu/statuses/478642388424863744">June 16, 2014</a></blockquote>6.<br /> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en">Watching Iran-Nigeria makes me want to leave this planet... <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23WorldCup2014&src=hash">#WorldCup2014</a><br /> - Superman (@SupermanTweets) <a href="https://twitter.com/SupermanTweets/statuses/478632929753825280">June 16, 2014</a></blockquote>7.<br /> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en">Something suspicious about this Nigeria Iran game <a href="http://t.co/mQUYwxw9RD">pic.twitter.com/mQUYwxw9RD</a><br /> - Greenhill (@Mike_Greenhill) <a href="https://twitter.com/Mike_Greenhill/statuses/478640289922691073">June 16, 2014</a></blockquote>8.<br /> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23IRN&src=hash">#IRN</a> vs <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23NGA&src=hash">#NGA</a>, waiting for someone to score like <a href="http://t.co/lQx7TXwNAe">pic.twitter.com/lQx7TXwNAe</a><br /> - La Albiceleste - Ebi (@BarcaSnacks) <a href="https://twitter.com/BarcaSnacks/statuses/478635605413212161">June 16, 2014</a></blockquote>9.<br /> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en">The Iran vs. Nigeria game quite literally put these fans to sleep. <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23IRN&src=hash">#IRN</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23NGA&src=hash">#NGA</a> <a href="http://t.co/KWi0Vbu5Uz">pic.twitter.com/KWi0Vbu5Uz</a><br /> - Squawka Football (@Squawka) <a href="https://twitter.com/Squawka/statuses/478644148321681409">June 16, 2014</a></blockquote>10.<br /> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en">He's probably having more fun! <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23WorldCup&src=hash">#WorldCup</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23CapKingProject&src=hash">#CapKingProject</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23IRANIG&src=hash">#IRANIG</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23IRAvNIG&src=hash">#IRAvNIG</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23IRA&src=hash">#IRA</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23NIG&src=hash">#NIG</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23capkingproject&src=hash">#capkingproject</a> <a href="http://t.co/IDJG480RT8">pic.twitter.com/IDJG480RT8</a><br /> - The CapKing Project (@CapKingProject) <a href="https://twitter.com/CapKingProject/statuses/478636579649753088">June 16, 2014</a></blockquote>11.<br /> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en">This is the longest wait for the first draw of the tournament since  the 1930 World Cup. At least Iran vs. Nigeria broke one record.<br /> - Squawka Football (@Squawka) <a href="https://twitter.com/Squawka/statuses/478641954063126529">June 16, 2014</a></blockquote>12.<br /> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23IRA&src=hash">#IRA</a> - <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23NIG&src=hash">#NIG</a> <a href="http://t.co/OspRtAGoS1">pic.twitter.com/OspRtAGoS1</a><br /> - Kog (@ezekog) <a href="https://twitter.com/ezekog/statuses/478632621266964481">June 16, 2014</a></blockquote>13.<br /> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en">How Pirlo watched Iran vs Nigeria. <a href="http://t.co/fJMcTX4av2">pic.twitter.com/fJMcTX4av2</a><br /> - Bearded FC (@BeardedFC) <a href="https://twitter.com/BeardedFC/statuses/478647186516115457">June 16, 2014</a></blockquote>14.<br /> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en">This Game would be better to watch than Nigeria Vs Iran what a boring game. <a href="http://t.co/4l8HNAukDG">pic.twitter.com/4l8HNAukDG</a><br />- Kiarie (@Kiash__) <a href="https://twitter.com/Kiash__/statuses/478641155492442112">June 16, 2014</a></blockquote>15. Good that there are still optimists on this planet!<br /> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en">Those saying the Iran-Nigeria game has been boring don't know about  soccer..They just say that cuz it's 0-0 with 2 countries they don't know<br /> - Juan Velazquez (@JuanDirection57) <a href="https://twitter.com/JuanDirection57/statuses/478640763266297856">June 16, 2014</a></blockquote>But let's not be upset for too long. Get ready to cheer for Nigeria  on Saturday when our team will be playing with Bosnia and Herzegovina!  Up, Super Eagles! Up, Nigeria!<br /> <br /><em><strong>What do you think about this game? Share your thoughts in the comments below!</strong></em></div>

Nigeria Vs Iran: Funniest Comments In Twitter

Nearly 40,000 football lovers bought tickets to see Nigeria and Iran playing at Arena da Baixada, Curitiba, on Monday, and millions gather...

Ado Bayero’s Sons Visit The New Emir Of Kano Muhammadu Sanusi II

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><strong>The hidden feud between the newly-appointed Emir of Kano, Alhaji Muhammadu Sanusi II, and the first son of his predecessor late Emir Alhaji Ado Bayero continues, as Sanusi Ado Bayero has allegedly refused to join his siblings, who paid the first courtesy visit to the new emir.</strong><br /><br /><br /> <img alt="" border="0" data-x-src="http://img.naij.com/business/politics/0a/2/sanusi-emir1.jpg" data-zoom="1" height="180" hspace="5" src="http://img.naij.com/151x85c/business/politics/0a/2/sanusi-emir1.jpg" style="margin-left: 5px; margin-right: 10px;" vspace="5" width="320" /><br /> <strong>* The new Emir of Kano welcomes his guests at the emir's palace. Photo credit - Vanguard.</strong><br /> <br />According to DailyTrust, the homage visit took place over the weekend  in absence of the patriarch of Bayero family and the Ciroma of Kano who  was outside Nigeria for medical treatment. Sanusi Ado Bayero reportedly  left the country immediately, after as it has became clear that he had  lost the race for succeeding the throne.<br /><a name='more'></a><br /> <br />The visit on June 14, 2014, Saturday, means that the Bayero's would  not challenge Sanusi's appointment and coronation. On the other hand,  the absence of main contender for the throne reminds a one historical  analogy. <br /> <br />Vanguard recalls that a similar scenario played itself up when late Bayero emerged as the Emir of Kano 51 years ago.<br /> <br />Aminu Sanusi, father of the new emir, was Ciroma Kano in 1963, when  the kingmakers chose Ado Bayero as the emir. He had never paid a  solidarity visit to Ado Bayero until his death.<br /> <br />However, absolute majority of late emir's children completed the  courtesy visit. The ex CBN boss had to wave the tradition according to  which "the emir does not hold court weekends" to receive the following  visitors:<br /> <br />Alhaji Aminu Ado Bayero, District Head of Dala; Alhaji Nasiru Ado  Bayero, District Head of Nasarawa; Alhaji Mahmud Ado Bayero, District  Head of Fagge; Alhaji Ibrahim Ado Bayero, District Head of Sumaila and  Alhaji Aliyu Ado Bayero, District Head of Kunchi.<br />  The Galadiman Kano, Alhaji Tijjani Hashim, was also in attendance.<br /><br />Alhaji Sanusi Ado Bayero spoke to DailyTrust via phone from Abuja on  June 16, 2014, Monday. The Ciroma of Kano urged the people of his state  to embrace peace, but did not comment on the big Saturday's visit by his  siblings. <br /><br />It would be recalled that Alhaji Ado Bayero passed away on June 6,  2014, Friday. The first son of the late emir was one of the favourites  to ascend his father's throne. <br /> <br />However, the expectations were broken, as the kingmakers announced the immediate past Central Bank Governor, <strong>Sanusi Lamido Sanusi, as the new Emir of Kano</strong> on June 8, 2014, Sunday. The process and consultations with Governor Rabi'u Musa Kwankwaso lasted for two days.<br /> <br />On the following day, <strong>Kwankwaso granted the letter of appointment to Sanusi</strong> at the Government House in Kano amidst protests near the emir's palace and neighbouring area. The newly-elected emir was <strong>barred from entering his palace for four days</strong> since his election.<br /> <br />It would be added that a delegation of Sultan of Sokoto, Muhammad  Sa'ad Abubakar III, was at the emir's palace in Kano on June 16, 2014,  Monday, to pay homage to Muhammadu Sanusi II. The head of the delegation  and Magajin Garin Sokoto, Alhaji Hassan Danbaba, passed sincere  greetings to the new monarch on his appointment as the 14th emir of  Kano.</div>

Ado Bayero’s Sons Visit The New Emir Of Kano Muhammadu Sanusi II

The hidden feud between the newly-appointed Emir of Kano, Alhaji Muhammadu Sanusi II, and the first son of his predecessor late Emir Alhaji ...

UNBELIEVABLE: Top Oslo Imam Involved In Axe Attack While Returning From Mosque

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<b>The imam of Oslo's main mosque, Nemat Ali Shah, was reported  to have been attacked with axe by unknown assailant as he returned home  from the Central Jamaat Ahle-Sunnat mosque in the centre of the  Norwegian capital late on Monday.</b><br />
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Police on the matter told newsmen on Tuesday that they were  treating the attack as a murder attempt, but stressed that they did not  yet know whether the attack was a hate crime carried out by anti-Islamic  extremists, or somehow tied up to his position at the mosque. </div>
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"It is too early to say anything about it,"  Grete Lien Metlid,  head of the violent and s*xual crimes unit at the Oslo police said in a  press conference. "It may be a hate crime, but we have no evidence to  say anything more about that now, or about whether the attack was linked  to his work as an imam."</div>
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<b>* Inside the Central Jamaat Ahle-Sunnat mosque in Oslo, Norway</b><br />
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Metlid noted that there had been clashes in 2005 and 2006 over his  position as imam, which had previously led to violence. She said that  she hoped police would be able to start questioning Shah later today. <br />
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However, there are confusion if the Imam had been attacked with an  axe or a knife,  as the police officer stated it was "a sharp object". </div>
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According to Aftenposten newspaper, Shah was attacked after he left  his home 50 metres from the mosque to go and lead the evening prayers.</div>
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When he did not show up, those gathered to pray tried calling his  mobile phone and raised the alarm when he did not answer. By that time,  he had already been able to crawl back into his home, where he was  picked up by an ambulance. </div>
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Ghulam Sarwar, the mosque's chairman, said that Shah had been hit on one side of his face, and wounded under one eye. </div>
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"He also had injuries to his fingers and hands, which suggests that  he tried to defend himself with his fists," Sarwar told Aftenposten.</div>
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Last September, a pig's head was left outside the mosque on Friday, the day most Muslims go to pray.  </div>
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The same month, another of Oslo's mosques, The World Islamic  Mission mosque, received an email threatening a campaign of  mosque-burning across Norway</div>
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UNBELIEVABLE: Top Oslo Imam Involved In Axe Attack While Returning From Mosque

The imam of Oslo's main mosque, Nemat Ali Shah, was reported to have been attacked with axe by unknown assailant as he returned home ...

What to Do To Gain Admission Successfully and Avoid Disappointment

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Firstly, I want to cease this medium to congratulate all the  candidates who did well probably by scoring at least 160 and above in  the just concluded JAMB UTME exams, as we all know how Nigeria  Institutions place their cut-off marks yearly. Also, I want to apologize  for not being able to update this article on time; this is simply  because I was waiting for the CBT candidates to round-up their long term  UTME type of examination.<br /> <div style="color: black;"><br /></div><div style="color: black;">Just as I took my time to update the first  episode of this article last year, I am very grateful to announce to you  that it yielded a very resounding success, and I am convinced to take  this as my yearly contribution of success to every proposed admission  candidate in Nigeria. Despite the testimonies, warm greetings and  mind-blowing messages I got from this writing last year, I am still not  satisfied until I update this year’s episode. I give Almighty God all  the glory for prompting me to doing this as a piece of contribution.</div><div style="color: black;">Nevertheless, I want enlighten you on what to  do as we all are eagerly waiting to hearing this year’s cut-off marks  and the commencement of Post-utme exams in various institutions across  the Nation. I have pondered over this post countless times and finally  decided to share with it you guys. Have you asked yourself…what if I  scored 250-300 and did not get admitted this year? Well, let’s know what  would be the solution to this ‘may occur’ problem.</div><a name='more'></a><br /> <div style="color: black;"><br /></div><div style="color: black;">• Always thank God for making your result a  successful one and pray over your forthcoming post-utme result to be  ‘far better’ than the Jamb score. Please, make this your daily prayer  point. With God all things are possible.</div><div style="color: black;"><br /></div><div style="color: black;"><br /></div><div style="color: black;">• Endeavour to make Gurusloaded.com your  companion as a student to enable you gather some necessary and vital  informations on the happenings in various schools. As for me,  Guruzwap.net is my ultimate.<br />Secondly, do not miss to browse on your school of choice’s website every.</div><div style="color: black;"><br /></div><div style="color: black;">• READ YOUR BOOKS REGULARLY, READ  RELENTLESSLY: I learnt that many of us spend more time on social  networks such as; Facebook, 2go, Whatsapp, BBM, eskimi etc instead of  studying past questions or browsing on educational websites or more so,  engaging themselves with Myschool’s Test Portal to regain more  knowledge. Many candidates also think that their high Utme mark will  gain them admission; though it happened the previous years but I think  we should embrace our books the more and be more serious with our  studies since there are too many aspirants competing for same ground  with you.</div><div style="color: black;"><br /></div><div style="color: black;">• TAKE ANY CHANCE: Some schools may open  their post-utme application to everyone with a little extra cost. This  is more favourable to aspirants who have chosen highly rated schools  like UNN, UNILAG, UI, UNILORIN and some other Federal Schools. You  really need this information because your dream school might disappoint  you. Do not waste any chance this year neither put your eggs in one  basket.</div><div style="color: black;"><br /></div><div style="color: black;">• INSTITUTION AND COURSE PREFERENCE: It is  obvious that employment nowadays in Nigeria does not go with the  certified course. I found out that this is the area candidates make a  bunch mistakes, meanwhile I advise every candidate to accept any course  or institution he/she is admitted into unless you have a gainful  alternative. Nobody knows the Will of God.</div><div style="color: black;"><br /></div><div style="color: black;">• SUPPLEMENTARY ADMISSION: Many candidates  fail to apply for supplementary admission while they wait either for the  2nd, 3rd or last list of admission as some schools choose to release  their(s). I encourage you to not waste any opportunity this year.  Remember, wasted chances may come back to hurt you.</div><div style="color: black;">With the practice of the above points, I believe we all will get to our various destinations in Jesus’ Name. Amen.</div><div style="color: black;"><br /></div><div style="color: black;">You are allowed to add more points using the comment box below.</div><div style="color: black;">Thanks as you read, and expect more from me.</div><div style="color: black;"><br /></div><div style="color: black;">I remain your trusted guy,<br />__________________________________<br />IKUEWUMI OLUWASEUN</div></div>

What to Do To Gain Admission Successfully and Avoid Disappointment

Firstly, I want to cease this medium to congratulate all the candidates who did well probably by scoring at least 160 and above in the jus...

2014 JAMB Statistics: Candidates Who Scored 150 & above | Colleges of Education

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span class="post-views"><br /></span>                         <br /><br />  <div class="post-thumb" style="color: black;"><img alt="2014 JAMB Statistics: Candidates Who Scored 150 & above | Colleges of Education" height="250" src="http://www.guruzwap.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/2014-jamb-utme1.png" width="610" /></div><div class="post-entry" style="color: black;"><br /><br /><br /><br /> The Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board (JAMB) has released the  performance index of candidates that scored 150 and above in the 2014  UTME.<br /> <img alt="2014-jamb-utme1" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4809" height="226" src="http://www.guruzwap.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/2014-jamb-utme1.png" width="320" /><br /> We present candidates that choose any of the Colleges of Education in  Nigeria the statistics of candidates that scored 150 and above in the  2014 UTME.<br />  The JAMB statistics is available for download <a class="ext-link" href="http://olusegun-fapohunda-calculator.googlecode.com/svn/myschoolgist/jamb%20stats/150-and-above-%20coe.pdf" rel="external nofollow" style="color: #c87931;" title="">here</a>.<br /> If you are unable to access the pdf file, you can drop the name of your institution in the comments section below.<br /> </div></div>

2014 JAMB Statistics: Candidates Who Scored 150 & above | Colleges of Education

The Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board (JAMB) has released the performance index of candidates that score...

Question Of The Day:- ‘Be Sincere’ What Would You Do If Your Child Did This To You? (See Photo)

Someone Ask me this Question and I find it very Funny, Decides to share with Ogbongebgist.com Readers to see what their Response would look...

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><img alt="jonathan NL1 500x334 See Lovely Photo Of President Jonathan And His Children In Fathers Day Celebration" class="size-medium wp-image-18850 aligncenter" height="213" src="http://i1.wp.com/www.naijaloaded.com.ng/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/jonathan_NL1.png?resize=500%2C334" title="See Lovely Photo Of President Jonathan And His Children In Fathers Day Celebration" width="320" /><br /><br /> <img alt="jonathan NL2 500x84 See Lovely Photo Of President Jonathan And His Children In Fathers Day Celebration" class="size-medium wp-image-18859 aligncenter" height="53" src="http://i2.wp.com/www.naijaloaded.com.ng/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/jonathan_NL2.png?resize=500%2C84" title="See Lovely Photo Of President Jonathan And His Children In Fathers Day Celebration" width="320" /><br /> <br />Its obvious that its the same thing running through my mind that is  on the mind of a lot of you after reading the headline and seeing the  photo above .<br /> <br />With the speculations that has been going round about the president  and family especially being precise about the number of children he has.<br /> <br />But the truth is if they are biological or adopted…I really don’t  know…but that boy there looks so much like his dad…and the cute girl to  the president’s left…<br /> <br />what a nice family photo if you ask me…</div>

Its obvious that its the same thing running through my mind that is on the mind of a lot of you after reading the headline and seeing the...

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