Nigeria Vs Iran: Funniest Comments In Twitter

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="c1">Nearly 40,000 football lovers bought tickets to see Nigeria and Iran playing at Arena da Baixada, Curitiba, on Monday, and millions gathered in front of TV screens. However, the supporters of both teams - who obviously were expecting an exciting game - seem to be slightly disappointed not only in the outcome of the match but also in the whole game.</div>'Boring' - this is how the football fans described <a href="http://news.naij.com/68241.html">the first goalless match of the FIFA Cup 2014</a> in social networks today. We have collected 15 funniest tweets:<br /> 1.<br /> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en">Everyone who is watching Iran vs Nigeria <a href="http://t.co/IZHsO4oA5P">pic.twitter.com/IZHsO4oA5P</a><br /> - Transfer Sources (@TransferSources) <a href="https://twitter.com/TransferSources/statuses/478633648498159616">June 16, 2014</a></blockquote>2.<br /> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en">Sorry for the lack of updates for this Nigeria and Iran game... I fell asleep<br /> - 2014 World Cup (@BrazilsWC14) <a href="https://twitter.com/BrazilsWC14/statuses/478634026870116352">June 16, 2014</a></blockquote>3.<br /> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en">Meanwhile, during Iran vs Nigeria. <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23IRN&src=hash">#IRN</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23NGA&src=hash">#NGA</a> <a href="http://t.co/0NpK9VSk6q">pic.twitter.com/0NpK9VSk6q</a><br /> - Soccer Memes (@FBSoccerMemes) <a href="https://twitter.com/FBSoccerMemes/statuses/478634752019558400">June 16, 2014</a></blockquote>4.<br /> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en">Uninspiring performance from Super Eagles so far, no wonder this guy is fuming <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Nigeria&src=hash">#Nigeria</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23WorldCup2014&src=hash">#WorldCup2014</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Ira&src=hash">#Ira</a> vs <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23NIG&src=hash">#NIG</a> <a href="http://t.co/4Lpk6nDfx5">pic.twitter.com/4Lpk6nDfx5</a><br /> - Charles Kahanji (@Kahanji) <a href="https://twitter.com/Kahanji/statuses/478637337594044417">June 16, 2014</a></blockquote>5.<br /> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en">The Iran Nigeria game had my brother like this. So boring!!! <a href="http://t.co/0G3xjRAo7P">pic.twitter.com/0G3xjRAo7P</a><br /> - Christian Asumadu (@ChrisAsumadu) <a href="https://twitter.com/ChrisAsumadu/statuses/478642388424863744">June 16, 2014</a></blockquote>6.<br /> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en">Watching Iran-Nigeria makes me want to leave this planet... <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23WorldCup2014&src=hash">#WorldCup2014</a><br /> - Superman (@SupermanTweets) <a href="https://twitter.com/SupermanTweets/statuses/478632929753825280">June 16, 2014</a></blockquote>7.<br /> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en">Something suspicious about this Nigeria Iran game <a href="http://t.co/mQUYwxw9RD">pic.twitter.com/mQUYwxw9RD</a><br /> - Greenhill (@Mike_Greenhill) <a href="https://twitter.com/Mike_Greenhill/statuses/478640289922691073">June 16, 2014</a></blockquote>8.<br /> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23IRN&src=hash">#IRN</a> vs <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23NGA&src=hash">#NGA</a>, waiting for someone to score like <a href="http://t.co/lQx7TXwNAe">pic.twitter.com/lQx7TXwNAe</a><br /> - La Albiceleste - Ebi (@BarcaSnacks) <a href="https://twitter.com/BarcaSnacks/statuses/478635605413212161">June 16, 2014</a></blockquote>9.<br /> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en">The Iran vs. Nigeria game quite literally put these fans to sleep. <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23IRN&src=hash">#IRN</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23NGA&src=hash">#NGA</a> <a href="http://t.co/KWi0Vbu5Uz">pic.twitter.com/KWi0Vbu5Uz</a><br /> - Squawka Football (@Squawka) <a href="https://twitter.com/Squawka/statuses/478644148321681409">June 16, 2014</a></blockquote>10.<br /> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en">He's probably having more fun! <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23WorldCup&src=hash">#WorldCup</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23CapKingProject&src=hash">#CapKingProject</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23IRANIG&src=hash">#IRANIG</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23IRAvNIG&src=hash">#IRAvNIG</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23IRA&src=hash">#IRA</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23NIG&src=hash">#NIG</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23capkingproject&src=hash">#capkingproject</a> <a href="http://t.co/IDJG480RT8">pic.twitter.com/IDJG480RT8</a><br /> - The CapKing Project (@CapKingProject) <a href="https://twitter.com/CapKingProject/statuses/478636579649753088">June 16, 2014</a></blockquote>11.<br /> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en">This is the longest wait for the first draw of the tournament since the 1930 World Cup. At least Iran vs. Nigeria broke one record.<br /> - Squawka Football (@Squawka) <a href="https://twitter.com/Squawka/statuses/478641954063126529">June 16, 2014</a></blockquote>12.<br /> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23IRA&src=hash">#IRA</a> - <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23NIG&src=hash">#NIG</a> <a href="http://t.co/OspRtAGoS1">pic.twitter.com/OspRtAGoS1</a><br /> - Kog (@ezekog) <a href="https://twitter.com/ezekog/statuses/478632621266964481">June 16, 2014</a></blockquote>13.<br /> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en">How Pirlo watched Iran vs Nigeria. <a href="http://t.co/fJMcTX4av2">pic.twitter.com/fJMcTX4av2</a><br /> - Bearded FC (@BeardedFC) <a href="https://twitter.com/BeardedFC/statuses/478647186516115457">June 16, 2014</a></blockquote>14.<br /> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en">This Game would be better to watch than Nigeria Vs Iran what a boring game. <a href="http://t.co/4l8HNAukDG">pic.twitter.com/4l8HNAukDG</a><br />- Kiarie (@Kiash__) <a href="https://twitter.com/Kiash__/statuses/478641155492442112">June 16, 2014</a></blockquote>15. Good that there are still optimists on this planet!<br /> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en">Those saying the Iran-Nigeria game has been boring don't know about soccer..They just say that cuz it's 0-0 with 2 countries they don't know<br /> - Juan Velazquez (@JuanDirection57) <a href="https://twitter.com/JuanDirection57/statuses/478640763266297856">June 16, 2014</a></blockquote>But let's not be upset for too long. Get ready to cheer for Nigeria on Saturday when our team will be playing with Bosnia and Herzegovina! Up, Super Eagles! Up, Nigeria!<br /> <br /><em><strong>What do you think about this game? Share your thoughts in the comments below!</strong></em></div>

Nigeria Vs Iran: Funniest Comments In Twitter

Nearly 40,000 football lovers bought tickets to see Nigeria and Iran playing at Arena da Baixada, Curitiba, on Monday, and millions gathered in front of TV screens. However, the supporters of both …

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Ado Bayero’s Sons Visit The New Emir Of Kano Muhammadu Sanusi II

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><strong>The hidden feud between the newly-appointed Emir of Kano, Alhaji Muhammadu Sanusi II, and the first son of his predecessor late Emir Alhaji Ado Bayero continues, as Sanusi Ado Bayero has allegedly refused to join his siblings, who paid the first courtesy visit to the new emir.</strong><br /><br /><br /> <img alt="" border="0" data-x-src="http://img.naij.com/business/politics/0a/2/sanusi-emir1.jpg" data-zoom="1" height="180" hspace="5" src="http://img.naij.com/151x85c/business/politics/0a/2/sanusi-emir1.jpg" style="margin-left: 5px; margin-right: 10px;" vspace="5" width="320" /><br /> <strong>* The new Emir of Kano welcomes his guests at the emir's palace. Photo credit - Vanguard.</strong><br /> <br />According to DailyTrust, the homage visit took place over the weekend in absence of the patriarch of Bayero family and the Ciroma of Kano who was outside Nigeria for medical treatment. Sanusi Ado Bayero reportedly left the country immediately, after as it has became clear that he had lost the race for succeeding the throne.<br /><a name='more'></a><br /> <br />The visit on June 14, 2014, Saturday, means that the Bayero's would not challenge Sanusi's appointment and coronation. On the other hand, the absence of main contender for the throne reminds a one historical analogy. <br /> <br />Vanguard recalls that a similar scenario played itself up when late Bayero emerged as the Emir of Kano 51 years ago.<br /> <br />Aminu Sanusi, father of the new emir, was Ciroma Kano in 1963, when the kingmakers chose Ado Bayero as the emir. He had never paid a solidarity visit to Ado Bayero until his death.<br /> <br />However, absolute majority of late emir's children completed the courtesy visit. The ex CBN boss had to wave the tradition according to which "the emir does not hold court weekends" to receive the following visitors:<br /> <br />Alhaji Aminu Ado Bayero, District Head of Dala; Alhaji Nasiru Ado Bayero, District Head of Nasarawa; Alhaji Mahmud Ado Bayero, District Head of Fagge; Alhaji Ibrahim Ado Bayero, District Head of Sumaila and Alhaji Aliyu Ado Bayero, District Head of Kunchi.<br />  The Galadiman Kano, Alhaji Tijjani Hashim, was also in attendance.<br /><br />Alhaji Sanusi Ado Bayero spoke to DailyTrust via phone from Abuja on June 16, 2014, Monday. The Ciroma of Kano urged the people of his state to embrace peace, but did not comment on the big Saturday's visit by his siblings. <br /><br />It would be recalled that Alhaji Ado Bayero passed away on June 6, 2014, Friday. The first son of the late emir was one of the favourites to ascend his father's throne. <br /> <br />However, the expectations were broken, as the kingmakers announced the immediate past Central Bank Governor, <strong>Sanusi Lamido Sanusi, as the new Emir of Kano</strong> on June 8, 2014, Sunday. The process and consultations with Governor Rabi'u Musa Kwankwaso lasted for two days.<br /> <br />On the following day, <strong>Kwankwaso granted the letter of appointment to Sanusi</strong> at the Government House in Kano amidst protests near the emir's palace and neighbouring area. The newly-elected emir was <strong>barred from entering his palace for four days</strong> since his election.<br /> <br />It would be added that a delegation of Sultan of Sokoto, Muhammad Sa'ad Abubakar III, was at the emir's palace in Kano on June 16, 2014, Monday, to pay homage to Muhammadu Sanusi II. The head of the delegation and Magajin Garin Sokoto, Alhaji Hassan Danbaba, passed sincere greetings to the new monarch on his appointment as the 14th emir of Kano.</div>

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UNBELIEVABLE: Top Oslo Imam Involved In Axe Attack While Returning From Mosque

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <b>The imam of Oslo's main mosque, Nemat Ali Shah, was reported to have been attacked with axe by unknown assailant as he returned home from the Central Jamaat Ahle-Sunnat mosque in the centre of the Norwegian capital late on Monday.</b><br /> <br /> AFP reports that the 57-year-old clergyman was recuperating in hospital on Tuesday after a masked assailant repeatedly h*cked him, causing him serious wounds to his face and hands.<br /> <div> <br /> It was gathered that the religious leader was in a stable condition on Tuesday after undergoing an operation on Monday night, and was soon to be discharged from hospital. </div> <div> </div> <div> <br /> Police on the matter told newsmen on Tuesday that they were treating the attack as a murder attempt, but stressed that they did not yet know whether the attack was a hate crime carried out by anti-Islamic extremists, or somehow tied up to his position at the mosque. </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> "It is too early to say anything about it," Grete Lien Metlid, head of the violent and s*xual crimes unit at the Oslo police said in a press conference. "It may be a hate crime, but we have no evidence to say anything more about that now, or about whether the attack was linked to his work as an imam."</div> <div> </div> <img alt="" border="0" data-zoom="0" height="180" itemprop="image" src="http://img.naij.com/151x85c/n/04/10/jumat_pix.jpg" style="margin-left: 5px; margin-right: 10px;" vspace="5" width="320" /><br /> <b>* Inside the Central Jamaat Ahle-Sunnat mosque in Oslo, Norway</b><br /> <br /> Metlid noted that there had been clashes in 2005 and 2006 over his position as imam, which had previously led to violence. She said that she hoped police would be able to start questioning Shah later today. <br /> <a href="https://www.blogger.com/blogger.g?blogID=6589160015449763735" name="more"></a><br /> <div> </div> <div> However, there are confusion if the Imam had been attacked with an axe or a knife, as the police officer stated it was "a sharp object". </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> Police said that the attacker had been wearing a green and black jacked, a hooded top, blacking jogging pants and white and grey shoes. </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> According to Aftenposten newspaper, Shah was attacked after he left his home 50 metres from the mosque to go and lead the evening prayers.</div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> When he did not show up, those gathered to pray tried calling his mobile phone and raised the alarm when he did not answer. By that time, he had already been able to crawl back into his home, where he was picked up by an ambulance. </div> <div> </div> <div> Ghulam Sarwar, the mosque's chairman, said that Shah had been hit on one side of his face, and wounded under one eye. </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> "He also had injuries to his fingers and hands, which suggests that he tried to defend himself with his fists," Sarwar told Aftenposten.</div> <div> </div> <div> It was gathered that the mosque has been both the focus of internal conflict within the Muslim community, and attacks by far-right, anti-Islamic extremists.</div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> Last September, a pig's head was left outside the mosque on Friday, the day most Muslims go to pray. </div> <div> </div> <div> The same month, another of Oslo's mosques, The World Islamic Mission mosque, received an email threatening a campaign of mosque-burning across Norway</div> </div>

UNBELIEVABLE: Top Oslo Imam Involved In Axe Attack While Returning From Mosque

The imam of Oslo's main mosque, Nemat Ali Shah, was reported to have been attacked with axe by unknown assailant as he returned home from the Central Jamaat Ahle-Sunnat mosque in the centre of the …

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What to Do To Gain Admission Successfully and Avoid Disappointment

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Firstly, I want to cease this medium to congratulate all the candidates who did well probably by scoring at least 160 and above in the just concluded JAMB UTME exams, as we all know how Nigeria Institutions place their cut-off marks yearly. Also, I want to apologize for not being able to update this article on time; this is simply because I was waiting for the CBT candidates to round-up their long term UTME type of examination.<br /> <div style="color: black;"><br /></div><div style="color: black;">Just as I took my time to update the first episode of this article last year, I am very grateful to announce to you that it yielded a very resounding success, and I am convinced to take this as my yearly contribution of success to every proposed admission candidate in Nigeria. Despite the testimonies, warm greetings and mind-blowing messages I got from this writing last year, I am still not satisfied until I update this year’s episode. I give Almighty God all the glory for prompting me to doing this as a piece of contribution.</div><div style="color: black;">Nevertheless, I want enlighten you on what to do as we all are eagerly waiting to hearing this year’s cut-off marks and the commencement of Post-utme exams in various institutions across the Nation. I have pondered over this post countless times and finally decided to share with it you guys. Have you asked yourself…what if I scored 250-300 and did not get admitted this year? Well, let’s know what would be the solution to this ‘may occur’ problem.</div><a name='more'></a><br /> <div style="color: black;"><br /></div><div style="color: black;">• Always thank God for making your result a successful one and pray over your forthcoming post-utme result to be ‘far better’ than the Jamb score. Please, make this your daily prayer point. With God all things are possible.</div><div style="color: black;"><br /></div><div style="color: black;"><br /></div><div style="color: black;">• Endeavour to make Gurusloaded.com your companion as a student to enable you gather some necessary and vital informations on the happenings in various schools. As for me, Guruzwap.net is my ultimate.<br />Secondly, do not miss to browse on your school of choice’s website every.</div><div style="color: black;"><br /></div><div style="color: black;">• READ YOUR BOOKS REGULARLY, READ RELENTLESSLY: I learnt that many of us spend more time on social networks such as; Facebook, 2go, Whatsapp, BBM, eskimi etc instead of studying past questions or browsing on educational websites or more so, engaging themselves with Myschool’s Test Portal to regain more knowledge. Many candidates also think that their high Utme mark will gain them admission; though it happened the previous years but I think we should embrace our books the more and be more serious with our studies since there are too many aspirants competing for same ground with you.</div><div style="color: black;"><br /></div><div style="color: black;">• TAKE ANY CHANCE: Some schools may open their post-utme application to everyone with a little extra cost. This is more favourable to aspirants who have chosen highly rated schools like UNN, UNILAG, UI, UNILORIN and some other Federal Schools. You really need this information because your dream school might disappoint you. Do not waste any chance this year neither put your eggs in one basket.</div><div style="color: black;"><br /></div><div style="color: black;">• INSTITUTION AND COURSE PREFERENCE: It is obvious that employment nowadays in Nigeria does not go with the certified course. I found out that this is the area candidates make a bunch mistakes, meanwhile I advise every candidate to accept any course or institution he/she is admitted into unless you have a gainful alternative. Nobody knows the Will of God.</div><div style="color: black;"><br /></div><div style="color: black;">• SUPPLEMENTARY ADMISSION: Many candidates fail to apply for supplementary admission while they wait either for the 2nd, 3rd or last list of admission as some schools choose to release their(s). I encourage you to not waste any opportunity this year. Remember, wasted chances may come back to hurt you.</div><div style="color: black;">With the practice of the above points, I believe we all will get to our various destinations in Jesus’ Name. Amen.</div><div style="color: black;"><br /></div><div style="color: black;">You are allowed to add more points using the comment box below.</div><div style="color: black;">Thanks as you read, and expect more from me.</div><div style="color: black;"><br /></div><div style="color: black;">I remain your trusted guy,<br />__________________________________<br />IKUEWUMI OLUWASEUN</div></div>

What to Do To Gain Admission Successfully and Avoid Disappointment

Firstly, I want to cease this medium to congratulate all the candidates who did well probably by scoring at least 160 and above in the just concluded JAMB UTME exams, as we all know how Nigeria Ins…

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2014 JAMB Statistics: Candidates Who Scored 150 & above | Colleges of Education

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span class="post-views"><br /></span> <br /><br /> <div class="post-thumb" style="color: black;"><img alt="2014 JAMB Statistics: Candidates Who Scored 150 & above | Colleges of Education" height="250" src="http://www.guruzwap.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/2014-jamb-utme1.png" width="610" /></div><div class="post-entry" style="color: black;"><br /><br /><br /><br /> The Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board (JAMB) has released the performance index of candidates that scored 150 and above in the 2014 UTME.<br /> <img alt="2014-jamb-utme1" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4809" height="226" src="http://www.guruzwap.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/2014-jamb-utme1.png" width="320" /><br /> We present candidates that choose any of the Colleges of Education in Nigeria the statistics of candidates that scored 150 and above in the 2014 UTME.<br /> The JAMB statistics is available for download <a class="ext-link" href="http://olusegun-fapohunda-calculator.googlecode.com/svn/myschoolgist/jamb%20stats/150-and-above-%20coe.pdf" rel="external nofollow" style="color: #c87931;" title="">here</a>.<br /> If you are unable to access the pdf file, you can drop the name of your institution in the comments section below.<br /> </div></div>

2014 JAMB Statistics: Candidates Who Scored 150 & above | Colleges of Education

The Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board (JAMB) has released the performance index of candidates that scored 150 and above in the 2014 UTME. We present candidates th…

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Question Of The Day:- ‘Be Sincere’ What Would You Do If Your Child Did This To You? (See Photo)

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Someone Ask me this Question and I find it very Funny, Decides to share with Ogbongebgist.com Readers to see what their Response would look like.<br /> <br /> <strong>Question:-</strong> You got an American Visa after being bounced 7 times, then on the day of departure, your Child did this to your Passport…<br /> <br /> <br /> <img alt="question of the day naijaloaded.com .ng Question Of The Day: Be Sincere What Would You Do If Your Child Did This To You? (See Photo)" class="wp-image-18845 aligncenter" height="295" src="http://i2.wp.com/www.naijaloaded.com.ng/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/question_of_the_day_naijaloaded.com_.ng_.png?resize=541%2C399" title="Question Of The Day: Be Sincere What Would You Do If Your Child Did This To You? (See Photo)" width="400" /><br /> <br /> <strong>Be Sincere, What will you do to the Child?</strong><br /> <br /> Drop your Comment.<br /> </div>

Question Of The Day:- ‘Be Sincere’ What Would You Do If Your Child Did This To You? (See Photo)

Someone Ask me this Question and I find it very Funny, Decides to share with Ogbongebgist.com Readers to see what their Response would look like. Question:- You got an American Visa after being bou…

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<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><img alt="jonathan NL1 500x334 See Lovely Photo Of President Jonathan And His Children In Fathers Day Celebration" class="size-medium wp-image-18850 aligncenter" height="213" src="http://i1.wp.com/www.naijaloaded.com.ng/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/jonathan_NL1.png?resize=500%2C334" title="See Lovely Photo Of President Jonathan And His Children In Fathers Day Celebration" width="320" /><br /><br /> <img alt="jonathan NL2 500x84 See Lovely Photo Of President Jonathan And His Children In Fathers Day Celebration" class="size-medium wp-image-18859 aligncenter" height="53" src="http://i2.wp.com/www.naijaloaded.com.ng/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/jonathan_NL2.png?resize=500%2C84" title="See Lovely Photo Of President Jonathan And His Children In Fathers Day Celebration" width="320" /><br /> <br />Its obvious that its the same thing running through my mind that is on the mind of a lot of you after reading the headline and seeing the photo above .<br /> <br />With the speculations that has been going round about the president and family especially being precise about the number of children he has.<br /> <br />But the truth is if they are biological or adopted…I really don’t know…but that boy there looks so much like his dad…and the cute girl to the president’s left…<br /> <br />what a nice family photo if you ask me…</div>

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Its obvious that its the same thing running through my mind that is on the mind of a lot of you after reading the headline and seeing the photo above . With the speculations that has been going ro…

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